“My uncle went to jail after starting a fist fight part way through a threesome. That was enough for me to be like “yeah probably not worth doing in a meaningful relationship.””

I'm Kanksha, the Senior Content Editor for BuzzFeed India based in Mumbai.

"I was in a group activity on this big U-shaped couch. Woman was finishing me and I look up and her husband was opposite side of the couch staring at me. The eye contact as I nutted in his wife's mouth was very awkward." — ashton8177

"Mine went and took a shit in the bathroom with one of those barn doors. Left me with a vibe that slithered away as the 45 minutes went on. Energy was weird after, and haven't tried again." — Rainy_Daze_Y

"Completely tying a girl to all 4 bedposts. It was kind of fun but she couldn't do anything but lie there literally. Made it feel more like a weird game of solitaire." — PhoenixApok

"I think anything shower sex related looks much better choreographed on TV. I (woman) have tried twice and almost fell and cracked my head open both times." — encore412

"Eating a woman out in the shower. The thought of foreplay in the shower seemed hot to me. And a girl I met at college wanted to take a shower together. It was our shower stall in the college dorm...barely enough room for two people. You also had to shower with flip flops on because of athlete's foot. I went down on her, and at first it seemed awesome until I almost drowned while eating pussy." — Howard_Jones

"I attempt to walk over to the tub and the previously firm tug turned into a million little fingers trying to pull out each hair slowly but firmly. Panic sets in, so I crouch over and scuttle to the tub like a crab as I'm pretty sure I'm going to be immobile in another 30 seconds. 

Hop in the tub, the water is running and then the vulcanizing process was complete. The whole front of me is encased in an 1/8th inch thick vulcanized rubber shell. I can't get out of the tub now either. Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck let's try to peel this off! YOWWW!!! Nope. Okay, would you run over to CVS and get some rubbing alcohol please? Maybe that will do it, I shriek. She still has some on herself which is a shell now too, but she manages to peel it off after a few minutes without too much trouble.

While she's out shopping I'm losing my shit and picturing three or four firefighter/EMT guys having to come in to do an idiot rescue. She gets back and the rubbing alcohol does absolutely nothing. I'm heartbroken. Go get some scissors, that should do it, I plead. Scissors arrive, and while I'm able to kind of cut one hair at a time, I'll be here until Monday morning cutting and most likely I'm going to cut the shit out of myself, including my penis, wherever that has turtled into.

Now I ask her to go get a razor, the rectangular ones that come wrapped in thin cardboard. I peer down my chest and I'm able to pull the rubber skin back just enough that I can start hacking away at the taut hairs and have some level of assurance that I won't carve myself up. This delicate process takes a good couple hours before I'm at the groinal region, and much to my delight I find the rubber shell had kind of rested on my puffy crows nest and didn't bond next to the skin or the crow which made the the process a lot easier. But here's where it gets really hairy and you find out just how much you trust your partner.

The liquid latex did manage to get really well into the taint, where the leg joins and almost on the starfish itself. I can't reach any of these parts. Take charge of the implement lady, you're my only hope! So I flip over and get ready to take it like a man. A quivering man.

The delicate operation commenced, the clock moving molasses slow and then suddenly I felt the snap of the final ass hair releasing me from my self imposed sex tomb and I was free! My heart finally slowed, my sweating stopped and I lit up a smoke. I was 21 years old then and she was my first sexual partner and still is at 51. I love my now wife to bits to this day." — Nonayerb5084

"My girlfriend told me she wants this and there is no fucking way I'm poking that bear. She wildly underestimates her temperament when she first wakes up." — Badloss

"For those asking what it is: fellatio using a fruit roll up wrapped around an erect penis from the head downward (where it ends depends on the hardware involved). I imagine you could use fruit by the foot to do a custom mummy wrap, too. Still don’t recommend." — laggyboobs

"Being the M in a FMF situation when the two 'F's are not bi. Like…. It’s just steady work. It’s fun for about 10 min and then it’s just a slog until everyone is done." — Strange-Area9624

Responses have been edited for length and clarity.