buzzfeed Press
27 Stereotypes About Men That They Swear Are Nothing But A Big Fat Bag Of Rotten BALONEY
Images
“I very much prefer to pee sitting down. Standing is fine, but I only really do that if I’m in a rush. Otherwise, it’s nice to sit down for a couple of minutes and just take a brief break from the rest of the world.” "Sex has never really been a major motivating factor for me, like it's fun and all, but it's not my main priority when it comes to relationships. It feels a little demeaning when women assume that sex is always available at any given moment just because I'm a man." "On the other side of the coin, just because we don’t have an erection doesn’t mean we aren’t aroused or interested." "And oddly enough, an erection doesn’t automatically mean I’m interested." "Ever since I discovered my wife of two decades was cheating, I've cried more in the past year than I have since my age was single digits. I'll just randomly burst into tears sometimes. Movies have been getting me, too. Some I've seen many times before: Terms of Endearment, Land Before Time, Mrs. Doubtfire — waterworks. We men are sensitive souls too." "Periods, tampons, and pads are not weird and shouldn’t be taboo to discuss. I live in a house with four women. I’m frequently dispatched to pick up period supplies. I have seen guys looking uncomfortable in the tampon aisle like they don’t want to be seen there, and it always makes me laugh." "I very much prefer to pee sitting down. Standing is fine, but I only really do that if I'm in a rush. Otherwise, it's nice to sit down for a couple of minutes and just take a brief break from the rest of the world." "Seriously. I asked a woman out once; she seemed into me but said no. She later frustratedly told me that I had to 'learn to take what you want in life.' My takeaway from that was what a lucky escape I had there." "Sometimes when I buy my wife flowers, I'm actually buying them for myself because they look really nice in the window. 😂" "Men having female friends is a huge green flag for me. I have no reason not to trust my husband's female friends; they are lovely ladies. It just shows that he sees women as people." "I haaaaaated the 'big dick energy' phrase the moment I heard it. Yes, thank you, let's keep piling on with the body shaming, that'll end well. SMH." "As a man, one of my favorite things in this world is being the little spoon." "That’s how you know you’ve been accepted by the group." "Yeah, agreed. I actually don't. And it does nothing for me when women try to flaunt their cleavage." Note: Responses have been edited for length/clarity.