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He looks alive to me. https://t.co/T0FzKy2Z3a

You occasionally get a moment that symbolizes everything wrong with this country. In this case it's a U.S. Marine veteran screaming out that no one wants to fight for Israel and a U.S. Senator breaking his arm. A perfect encapsulation of US foreign policy. pic.twitter.com/FqgSvodurk

This is frying me https://t.co/i0DWNMdnwe

Can you imagine the Republican reaction if a woman president said she went to war because she had a “feeling” https://t.co/eJq82K1FB8

Rubio: “Iran is run by religious fanatics.”The White House right now: pic.twitter.com/zWxY3wvwAK

US: “It was a preemptive attack on Iran”Pentagon: “No sign that Iran was going to attack first”US: “No but if Israel attacked Iran, then Iran would have attacked us, so we preemptively attacked them first” 🤡This is beyond satire.  pic.twitter.com/Y6wRzO2CHx

Holy shit, Senator Tillis just flash fried Kristi Noem over her failed leadership and FINALLY screamed at her for killing that puppy.This was BRUTAL. 🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/UtILasodt0

Lawrence O’Donnell: “The only president in history, who in the third day of a war, is talking to the world about the drapes that he chose.”Motherfucker is giving a drapery update 3 days into a war. Imagine FDR updating America on his fabric swatches during D-Day. pic.twitter.com/b1yuK7xnWW

Mullin: Trump ended eight warsHunt: He started this oneMullin: This isn’t a warHunt: The Secretary of Defense, who calls himself the Secretary of War, said today, this is a war pic.twitter.com/TL5SKszXNM

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Really seems like this is just occurring to him for the first time https://t.co/y3lkRcVBh6

I knew my teenage son was going to get into the liquor cabinet after I fell asleep and then go street racing. To prevent that, I drank all the booze myself, got into the car, and crashed it into the nearest oak tree.It was the responsible thing to do. pic.twitter.com/cgNKjd8ttB

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Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie" pic.twitter.com/zapJmvuHpS

Talarico: They're going to throw everything they have at us. They're going to call me a radical leftist. They're going to call me a fake Christian. They'll call our movement un-American. They'll call us a threat. The only truth is we are a threat to their corrupt system. pic.twitter.com/RZo22kR78q

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